I started writing "Hues of Green" early May of 2014 as a parody to E. L. James' 50 Shades of Gray. The first chapter was teeming with mockery and insults to the lead character of her book, Anastacia Steele who was a complete mental midget!
My friends enjoyed the chapter that they asked me to write Chapter Two, complete with winking emojis. I was not taking my writing seriously. Until one day, a junior editor from Seattle Publishing House contacted one of my girlfriends and told her he wanted me to give him a call. I spoke to the guy and he told my I should write it seriously then contact Kindle. I was so flattered I called Kindle immediately and was told because I already posted it online, it will only end up in their slush pile. Oh well, c'est la vie.
It's free mental porn, so enjoy! 🤷♀️🤦♀️🤣
My friends enjoyed the chapter that they asked me to write Chapter Two, complete with winking emojis. I was not taking my writing seriously. Until one day, a junior editor from Seattle Publishing House contacted one of my girlfriends and told her he wanted me to give him a call. I spoke to the guy and he told my I should write it seriously then contact Kindle. I was so flattered I called Kindle immediately and was told because I already posted it online, it will only end up in their slush pile. Oh well, c'est la vie.
It's free mental porn, so enjoy! 🤷♀️🤦♀️🤣